Well Hello The... — 2048x1070 Old School Runescape -

"I'm... I'm a level 92, man," Noob7 typed back, his fingers hovering over the mechanical keyboard. "I don't need trout. I'm headed to the Wilderness."

With a final flash of purple light—the distinct glow of a teleport—the stranger vanished. In his place lay a single pile of 25 gold coins and a note that read: Buying GF 10k. 2048x1070 Old School RuneScape - Well hello the...

He stepped forward into the light. In his hand, he wasn't holding a dragon longsword or a staff of air. He held a single, burnt shrimp. I'm headed to the Wilderness

"I’ve been here since the world was flat," the stranger whispered. "Before the Grand Exchange was a glimmer in a developer's eye. I remember when we traded in certificates and feared the Evil Chicken like a god." In his hand, he wasn't holding a dragon