Sammy tries to sell "Smart Pills" to the rest of the team, which turn out to be nothing but extra-strength laxatives he found in a dumpster behind a pharmacy.
Thad writes a three-page manifesto on why the Dean is a "beta-male" and how the team's "social structure" is based entirely on who can do the most shots. Blue Mountain State 1x9
The professor, an aging BMS alum who misses the "glory days," gives Thad a C- because he "liked the passion." The team is cleared to play. Alex celebrates by doing absolutely nothing, and Thad ceremonially burns his textbook in the middle of the field. Sammy tries to sell "Smart Pills" to the