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Famyli: Guy

"You know," Peter says with a British accent, "the ethical implications of using a feline as a catalyst for kinetic energy are quite troubling. I should really be focusing my efforts on renewable solar arrays."

Cutaway: Peter is at The Cheesecake Factory, staring at a 40-page menu. "I’ve been here for three days and I’m only on the salads! My family is starving at home!" famyli guy

Eventually, the energy wears off. Peter blinks, looks at the cat-toast machine, and says, "Heh. The cat's dizzy." "You know," Peter says with a British accent,

"Precisely! But if it gets too full, it might explode and turn the entire town into—well, even bigger idiots than they already are." My family is starving at home

The two of them start a high-speed, intellectual "chicken fight" in the middle of the science fair, debating the merits of various philosophical schools while punching each other.

"I told you this was a bad idea," Brian says, checking his watch. "I have a date with a girl who thinks The Great Gatsby is about a very successful magician."

Everyone in the room is suddenly a genius. Quagmire starts explaining the aerodynamics of a Boeing 747 in excruciating detail. Joe begins solving complex equations on a napkin to improve police response times.