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"It’s not an experiment, Sheldon," Leonard snapped. "I just bought a box of 'Colon’s Best' and I’ve been stuck in a feedback loop. If the bran is the catalyst for productivity, but the resulting… interruptions … negate that productivity, is the bran actually a net-negative for the scientific community?"

"I’m just thinking about the 'Big Bran Hypothesis,'" Leonard sighed. The Big Bran HypothesisThe Big Bang Theory : Se...

Penny blinked. "The what? Is that like the Big Bang, but with more fiber?" "It’s not an experiment, Sheldon," Leonard snapped

"Reason?" Sheldon scoffed. "She didn't even account for the milk-to-grain ratio. Truly, we are surrounded by primitives." If you’d like to keep the story going, let me know: Which should have a "breakdown" next? Penny blinked

"I actually find it fascinating," Raj said, sipping his water. "In India, we respect the grain. But Leonard, you’re looking at it all wrong. You aren't the victim of the bran. You are the pioneer! You are the Neil Armstrong of the small intestine."

Should the move to the comic book store or the apartment?

Howard and Raj wandered over, Howard already grinning. "Are we talking about Leonard’s GI tract again? Because I’ve got a NASA-grade sensor we could—" "No!" Leonard and Penny shouted in unison.