Mac and Dennis both become infatuated with the dead man's granddaughter, Rebecca, when she visits the bar. To win her over, they both lie and claim they were close friends with her grandfather, leading to a feud as they try to outdo each other's "grief".

Dennis gives a ridiculous, fabricated eulogy at the funeral to impress Rebecca, claiming he and the deceased used to wash the feet of the poor together.

is the sixth episode of the first season of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia , which originally aired on September 8, 2005. Plot Summary