The Office - Fun Run... May 2026

Avoid all water to honor those with "irrational hatred of water" (rabies victims). Attire: Wear the official "Race for the Cure" blue t-shirt.

Ensure there is a nurse or "Rabies Doctor" present to accept the funds. The Office - Fun Run...

To host or participate in , you must follow these essential (and questionable) guidelines. 🍝 The "Carb-Load" Strategy The Meal: Eat a massive portion of fettuccine alfredo . The Timing: Consume it immediately before the race begins. Avoid all water to honor those with "irrational

Prepare a giant $500 check to be presented to "Science" or a stripper named Elizabeth. To host or participate in , you must

Apply Band-Aids or lubrication to prevent the "Andy Bernard" effect—bloody, chafed nipples. Pacing: Start fast, run fast in the middle, and end fast. Official Logistics Distance: It is a 5K (exactly 3.1 miles).