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Sam tried to draw his SC-20K rifle, but the frame rate dropped to three frames per second. Every time he moved, a trail of "ghost" Sams followed behind him. He wasn't sneaking through shadows; he was sneaking through literal dead pixels.

When the program launched, Sam didn't drop into a high-security prison or a terrorist stronghold. He materialized in a flickering, lime-green void. He looked down at his hands; they were composed of exactly four pixels. His iconic three-eyed goggles were now just three glowing dots on a blocky forehead. Sam tried to draw his SC-20K rifle, but

Sam looked up at the "Close" button in the top right corner of the universe. Sam tried to draw his SC-20K rifle, but