Walden looked at the screen. The title read: “The Trapped Mouth Wash.”
"Is this the one where you try to get back with Lyndsey?" Walden asked, already knowing the answer. Watch Two And a Half Men S09E06
Alan Harper hovered behind him, clutching a bowl of low-fat popcorn. "You’re doing it wrong, Walden. You’re hovering over the button. You have to commit to the click." Walden looked at the screen
"You know," Walden said, wiping a tear from his eye as the credits rolled. "No matter how much money I have, I'll never be as resourceful as you are when you're desperate." "You’re doing it wrong, Walden
Walden smiled, finally feeling at home. "Bourbon. But only if you don't try to hide the bottle in the closet."
As the episode started, the familiar theme song filled the room—though the "men" in the intro had changed, the spirit of the chaos remained. On screen, Alan was embroiled in his usual web of lies, trying to sneak around between Lyndsey and her ex-husband, Chris.